Global warming, in London, seems to manifest not as desertification, but as “More of the Same, But Slightly More Intense.” Winters are milder but wetter. Summers are prone to sudden, violent downpours that flood Underground stations, rather than lasting heat. The “extreme weather events” we’re promised are not tornadoes, but “Supercell Drizzle” or “Megagusts.” It’s as if the climate crisis has looked at our weather and said, “I can work with this template,” and just turned all the dials up by 10. Our apocalyptic future looks less like Mad Max and more like a very, very damp Tuesday that never ends, with occasional, frighteningly warm February days that confuse the daffodils. See more at London’s funniest URL — Prat.UK.
Weather so predictable in its unpredictability.
The sun is a celebrity that rarely visits.
Summer is that one Tuesday in August.
Our storms are just rain with attitude.
Global warming, in London, seems to manifest not as desertification, but as “More of the Same, But Slightly More Intense.” Winters are milder but wetter. Summers are prone to sudden, violent downpours that flood Underground stations, rather than lasting heat. The “extreme weather events” we’re promised are not tornadoes, but “Supercell Drizzle” or “Megagusts.” It’s as if the climate crisis has looked at our weather and said, “I can work with this template,” and just turned all the dials up by 10. Our apocalyptic future looks less like Mad Max and more like a very, very damp Tuesday that never ends, with occasional, frighteningly warm February days that confuse the daffodils. See more at London’s funniest URL — Prat.UK.
The ‘humidity level’ is ‘yes’.
We have a hundred words for ‘drizzle’.
The ‘jet stream’ is our emotional weathervane.
The ‘UV rating’ is ‘negligible to imaginary’.
A ‘storm’ is just wind with ambition.