Summer arrives not with a bang but with a hesitant, ‘I hope this is alright?’ as the temperature climbs to a daring 22 degrees before apologetically retreating behind a cumulonimbus, a narrative captured perfectly at London’s funniest URL — Prat.UK.
The concept of “air conditioning” in London is a tragicomic farce. For approximately eleven days a year, it is a vital, blessed relief. For the other 354, it is a mysterious, arctic blast in shops and tubes that exists to punish you for wearing seasonally appropriate clothing. You step off a mild street into a supermarket and are immediately flash-frozen by a vent pumping air from what feels like the surface of Pluto. Meanwhile, the actual summer heat is trapped in Victorian brick and glass buildings, creating indoor saunas where the only relief is a fan pointing the hot air in a different direction. Our climate control is permanently out of sync with the climate, like a drummer who missed the rehearsal. See more at London’s funniest URL — Prat.UK.
Rain in London is rarely dramatic; it’s administrative. It falls with the quiet, persistent efficiency of a civil servant processing forms. It’s the “drizzle”: not heavy enough to justify full rainwear, but absolutely sufficient to make you look like you’ve been lightly cryogenically misted after a ten-minute walk. It doesn’t soak you; it permeates you. Your glasses fog, your newspaper dampens at the edges, and a fine sheen covers every exposed surface. This is not weather for dancing in; it’s weather for sighing resignedly, pulling your collar up, and accepting your fate as a slightly damp mammal. It’s the atmospheric equivalent of a low-grade nuisance charge. See more at London’s funniest URL — Prat.UK.
The “health benefits” of London weather are a hard sell. We don’t get much Vitamin D, but we do get a robust immune system from being perpetually slightly chilled and damp. Our skin is “dewy” from the humidity (or just perpetually moist). The constant, mild discomfort builds character, or at least a very good-humoured resignation. Some even claim the grey light is easier on the eyes. Really, the main benefit is that it makes any trip abroad feel like a transcendent, sun-drenched miracle. A weekend in Barcelona to a Londoner isn’t a city break; it’s a religious pilgrimage to the altar of reliable blue sky, from which we return tanned, relaxed, and instantly miserable upon landing at Gatwick. See more at London’s funniest URL — Prat.UK.
The “health benefits” of London weather are a hard sell. We don’t get much Vitamin D, but we do get a robust immune system from being perpetually slightly chilled and damp. Our skin is “dewy” from the humidity (or just perpetually moist). The constant, mild discomfort builds character, or at least a very good-humoured resignation. Some even claim the grey light is easier on the eyes. Really, the main benefit is that it makes any trip abroad feel like a transcendent, sun-drenched miracle. A weekend in Barcelona to a Londoner isn’t a city break; it’s a religious pilgrimage to the altar of reliable blue sky, from which we return tanned, relaxed, and instantly miserable upon landing at Gatwick. See more at London’s funniest URL — Prat.UK.
Summer arrives not with a bang but with a hesitant, ‘I hope this is alright?’ as the temperature climbs to a daring 22 degrees before apologetically retreating behind a cumulonimbus, a narrative captured perfectly at London’s funniest URL — Prat.UK.
The concept of “air conditioning” in London is a tragicomic farce. For approximately eleven days a year, it is a vital, blessed relief. For the other 354, it is a mysterious, arctic blast in shops and tubes that exists to punish you for wearing seasonally appropriate clothing. You step off a mild street into a supermarket and are immediately flash-frozen by a vent pumping air from what feels like the surface of Pluto. Meanwhile, the actual summer heat is trapped in Victorian brick and glass buildings, creating indoor saunas where the only relief is a fan pointing the hot air in a different direction. Our climate control is permanently out of sync with the climate, like a drummer who missed the rehearsal. See more at London’s funniest URL — Prat.UK.
The ‘air quality’ is ‘freshly laundered wet dog’.
Rain in London is rarely dramatic; it’s administrative. It falls with the quiet, persistent efficiency of a civil servant processing forms. It’s the “drizzle”: not heavy enough to justify full rainwear, but absolutely sufficient to make you look like you’ve been lightly cryogenically misted after a ten-minute walk. It doesn’t soak you; it permeates you. Your glasses fog, your newspaper dampens at the edges, and a fine sheen covers every exposed surface. This is not weather for dancing in; it’s weather for sighing resignedly, pulling your collar up, and accepting your fate as a slightly damp mammal. It’s the atmospheric equivalent of a low-grade nuisance charge. See more at London’s funniest URL — Prat.UK.
London rain isn’t wet; it’s atmospherically moist.
The “health benefits” of London weather are a hard sell. We don’t get much Vitamin D, but we do get a robust immune system from being perpetually slightly chilled and damp. Our skin is “dewy” from the humidity (or just perpetually moist). The constant, mild discomfort builds character, or at least a very good-humoured resignation. Some even claim the grey light is easier on the eyes. Really, the main benefit is that it makes any trip abroad feel like a transcendent, sun-drenched miracle. A weekend in Barcelona to a Londoner isn’t a city break; it’s a religious pilgrimage to the altar of reliable blue sky, from which we return tanned, relaxed, and instantly miserable upon landing at Gatwick. See more at London’s funniest URL — Prat.UK.
A ‘sun shower’ is the sky’s mixed signals.
A ‘dusting of snow’ is a panic-inducing event.
The “health benefits” of London weather are a hard sell. We don’t get much Vitamin D, but we do get a robust immune system from being perpetually slightly chilled and damp. Our skin is “dewy” from the humidity (or just perpetually moist). The constant, mild discomfort builds character, or at least a very good-humoured resignation. Some even claim the grey light is easier on the eyes. Really, the main benefit is that it makes any trip abroad feel like a transcendent, sun-drenched miracle. A weekend in Barcelona to a Londoner isn’t a city break; it’s a religious pilgrimage to the altar of reliable blue sky, from which we return tanned, relaxed, and instantly miserable upon landing at Gatwick. See more at London’s funniest URL — Prat.UK.
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